24 April 2008

Last night at Woody's

So Jason and I decided we were going to go to Woody's. I guess in an attempt to find us a ride he invited Zach. in the process we ended up needing two cars. So I was convinced to drive and Zach would drive behind me to ensure no cops read my tags. I had to pick up Phil Jason's ex and now good friend and three girls one of which I went to HS with Dana was in my second semester math class.


Anyway I ended up running terribly late and then had to stop by one of the girls house to grab her id. The whole time Phil is calling Jason to give an up date as to where we are and what was going on. We finally made it to Jason's house around 10:30pm and preceded to CC via the chestnut route. Most of the ride they were infarct ahead of me. But I proved to my passenger I was the better driver.


Once at what is referred to as the free parking lot. We convinced Jason and I mad best friend comment to each other about my timing and what not.


The night was staring a heavily intoxicated Louis, Jason's boyfriend, our new friend Lauren, Danny the chix from my math class, her two friends, Phil, Jason Tia, Zach with new facial hair, and myself.


Laughing smoking and drinking we head to the club. I had smoked my last cigarette before the club only to get two free packs before going in. I gave one to Jason.


The night was simply dancing till we got tired. When Beyonce's Get Me Bodied came on, me Jason and Phil all hit the floor to do all the dances. I later found out that when Jason went to sweep the floor with it he ripped hie jeans in a section that left him exposed, thank God for his underwear.


Louis and I ended up down stares where he told me he had been having people buy him drinks. He then mentioned he had to pee so I walked him to the bathroom and he mumbled something and then said he didn't like Vic. I looked at the closing door and whispered to my self, “But I'm Vic.” he returned to correct himself, “I don't like Phil.” he said “he stresses Jason out and I like to see Jason Happy.” cute but in mu opinion a little off.


I was supposed to meet my Internet friend George but we missed each other. I learned a few things while on the dance floor. Sorry no profound insight into life and being gay this time. I learned there is this ball called Gay prom, my friend from SJP dose infarct have a boyfriend, and is moving out of his parents place, and that its a bad idea to wear shoes that your quite fond of on an overpopulated dance floor.


I left thinking my black and white DCs would be badly hurt but they still look new. I just had sour toes. I also learned that Louis really cant dance when intoxicated. His bumping and grinding almost put my genitalia in my chest.


After a night of laughing and dancing it was time to go home. We waited for Tia to walk tay home witch turned from a brisk walk into a march of dimes we simply met her there.


I must say Zach with his facial hair looked quite sexy. But the whole trying to date him thing I'm over it . There is not much else to tell after getting off 95 we parted ways and I dropped everyone off after stopping at Wawa.


I was drenched in sweat. My wet clothes hit the floor like bricks at 3:30am Thursday morning. And I got in bed. No music no TV I just passed out.

20 April 2008

Ha Ha

Ha Ha I like this song its kind of how the world works. its by Katy Perry got give a shout toi Matthew Lush for helping me discover her.

Ur So Gay

(V1)
I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don't eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You're so indie rock it's almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

(CHORUS)
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like…

(V2)
You're so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You're so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Secretly you're so amused
That nobody understands you
I'm so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
I'm so angry cause you'd rather MySpace instead
I can't believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup than…

(CHORUS)
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like…

(BRIDGE)
You walk around like you're oh so debonair
You pull 'em down and there's really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me

(CHORUS)
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
Oh no no no no no no no
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like… PENIS