Damn Grindr

I have to admit Icon was right, Grindr is a useless app. I met Bachelor #2 via Grindr. His age should have been a red flag but being the masochist that I am, I went along for the ride.

Dick hit me up and he seemed like a nice guy so I gave him my number and on the phone he sounded like he could be good looking. He wanted to meet the next day and I told him I would get back to him. When the next day arrived I was a bit of a mess.

I woke up horny and potential FB#2 hit me up. He came over and his looks and mannerisms were a disappointment, overgrown nails, baggy clothes and ashy heels. I had to offer him a tissue before he wiped his nose. There was no kissing but when I saw his dick I was willing to take this one for a test drive.  He requested doggie and I was happy to oblige. We went for a good while changing between doggie and me on my stomach but when I asked to get on my back he told me these were the only two positions he could do it in. I was now annoyed and wanted him to hurry the heck up.

At one point the condom came off and he tried to fuck me raw, I of course stopped him and offered him a new one. I made sounds and motions to speed things up and when I told him I wanted him to cum he said, “I can’t nut with this condom on, can I take it off and get a few pumps?” I responded, “Safe only!”

He continued but I don’t know what for, I was completely fucking annoyed and it was not long before he could not keep an erection, but like a dumbass he kept trying to  put it in. Soon he gave up. I cleaned up and he left. I was pissed he begged me to fuck him and when I finally gave in, he sucked.  I then put on my favorite porn and using my pink friend I finished the job that FB#2 failed to complete.

An hour later I was back on A4A just browsing and potential FB#1 was on. He hit me up and asked for my number. We talked it up and made plans to meet but there was an issue, he wanted to go raw and when I told him I only play safe he tried to pressure me so I said I’ll think about it. I do not know about these black guys, they all want to go raw with a guy they do not know, ergo they are at the top of my, Do Not Trust, list.

I then get a call from Dick asking if we could meet, I made up a cock and bull story about going to see a friend perform. I never did see FB#1 and it was for the best.